Devils’ Advocate loves to play the mascot, and this week we decided to mess with the freshmen ‒ a trend maybe as ancient as high school itself. In the video above, you can watch Hinsdale Central’s own version of Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News,” a segment from Jimmy Kimmel Live! that questions pedestrians about made-up news. Devil’s Advocate asked freshmen questions how they felt about things like: the new graduation requirement forcing every student to take at least one AP class, the new dress code banning yoga pants, and lastly our new mascot… the Red Goose.

But now you may be wondering: are there freshmen wandering the halls in confusion thinking their pants are outlawed and that they need new Red Goose t-shirts? But rest assured, these five freshmen will sleep tight knowing that their yoga pants are safe ‒ for now, anyways.