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Seniors become Top Drivers

Second semester seniors have frequently been playing a game of bumper-cars in the senior lot.

Lamis Alnatafgi, Lia Reichmann, Editor-in-Chief, and Saba Ali, Editor-in-Chief

February 7, 2020

Now that the second semester has started, the second group of seniors gained their spots to the infamous senior lot. Many accidents have been happening lately due to seniors being in a rush to go home or just simply forgetting brake pedals exist when backing out of their parking spot.  Now if you a...

An open letter to juniors

An open letter to juniors

Brandon Belgrad, Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief, and Abby Stockmal, Editor-in-Chief

May 21, 2019

Dear Juniors, Your senior year is right around the corner, make it count. Remember, your high school friends matter more than anything, you’ll be with them for the rest of your life. Plan to go to the same college! There is no downside to this, plus, it will make your roommate search easier. ...

The Devils’ declassified Prom survival guide

If your corsage doesn't match your dress perfectly, don't even bother going to the dance.

Hajera Naveed, Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief, and Abby Stockmal, Editor-in-Chief

May 3, 2019

Dear Seniors, This coming weekend—Saturday, May 4 to be exact— is probably one of the most important ones in your life. It is the culmination of your entire high school career. If you are anything like me you started dreaming about Prom since first grade. People always say that they imagined...

Students keep up with the Kardashians

Tristan Thompson (left) and Khloe Kardashian (right) have one child together, True Thompson.

Brandon Belgrad, Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief, and Abby Stockmal, Editor-in-Chief

March 14, 2019

There is a humanitarian crisis in Syria, and climate change is at the point of no return. But who cares? There are real issues to cover, like Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Jordyn Woods, Kylie Jenner’s best friend. The news broke out in early March, and since then our school has b...

Bathroom doors are unnecessary

Several bathrooms all around the school are lacking doors, such as this one in the social studies hallway.

Saba Ali, Hajera, Section Editor, and Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief

January 25, 2019

Last Tuesday, I walked towards the girls’ locker room to get ready for Early Bird. However, when I passed the girls’ bathroom across from the cafeteria, I noticed a group of custodians from Building and Grounds working with a sign blocking the doorway. What I failed to notice was the lack of door ...

We need more pumpkins

Pumpkins are a monumental part of our culture and we need to make a bigger effort to show that.

Saba Ali, Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief, and Abby Stockmal, Editor-in-Chief

October 22, 2018

Now that it is Fall, plenty of students can be seen roaming the hallways with a Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Latte in hand. No matter how classic a 'PSL' is, more creativity is needed for pumpkins to be celebrated well. In this world, there are not enough pumpkin assortments. Sure, we may have pum...

Your Guide to Sounding Smart

One should be inclined to carry a dictionary like the one pictured above in order to appear much smarter than those around them.

Hajera Naveed, Kabir Sawlani, Editor-in-Chief, and Abby Stockmal, Editor-in-Chief

October 3, 2018

Whether we would gladly admit it or not, we all would like to appear smarter to those around us--or, better yet, emerge percipient to the laymen encircling us. The latter is perspicuously the better option. Who cares if no one comprehends what you are declaring? It is then that they sense your intel...

Surviving the ever-changing weather

It's kind of pretty, right?

Thea Sankari, Samia Douedari, Section Editor, and Hannah Anderson, Editor-in-Chief

April 18, 2018

Remember that one time, like five days ago, when it was sunny, 70 degrees, and everyone was happy? You know the day. It was the one when you were wearing shorts and sitting in the courtyard during lunch. What a good day. See, it's snowing now, but you will see beautiful days like that again soon. Mayb...

Pitbullpalooza

Pitbull is a famous pop rapper from Cuba who will be performing at Ribfest this summer. Not only does he have many awards to his name, but he's a great educational role model. Just look at his honorary degree.

Brandon Belgrad, Everett Eck, Section Editor, and Hannah Anderson, Editor-in-Chief

April 9, 2018

Naperville Ribfest: Lollapalooza with less drugs and more ribs. This superior four-day festival that's right in our backyard announced recently that international superstar Pitbull will be headlining the main stage on Thursday, July 5, and Hinsdale Central is buzzing. Walk around the hallways, ...

Junior Police: exposed

Danny Chval, senior, shows off a Junior Police shirt he designed to make light of the situation.

Abby Stephens, Nick Seda, Section Editor, and Hannah Anderson, Editor-in-Chief

November 7, 2017

Disclaimer: The following video and story are satirical over-dramatizations of recent school events. Over the past few weeks, talk of students Juuling and vaping in hidden corners of the school has been circulating. While the school has official protocol for dealing with these issues, rumors began t...

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