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Seniors become Top Drivers

Second semester seniors have frequently been playing a game of bumper-cars in the senior lot.
February 7, 2020

Now that the second semester has started, the second group of seniors gained their spots to the infamous senior lot. Many accidents have been happening lately due to seniors being in a rush to go home...

An open letter to juniors

An open letter to juniors
May 21, 2019

Dear Juniors, Your senior year is right around the corner, make it count. Remember, your high school friends matter more than anything, you’ll be with them for the rest of your life. Plan to go to...

The Devils’ declassified Prom survival guide

If your corsage doesn't match your dress perfectly, don't even bother going to the dance.
May 3, 2019

Dear Seniors, This coming weekend—Saturday, May 4 to be exact— is probably one of the most important ones in your life. It is the culmination of your entire high school career. If you are anything...

Students keep up with the Kardashians

Tristan Thompson (left) and Khloe Kardashian (right) have one child together, True Thompson.
March 14, 2019

There is a humanitarian crisis in Syria, and climate change is at the point of no return. But who cares? There are real issues to cover, like Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian with Jordyn Woods,...

Bathroom doors are unnecessary

Several bathrooms all around the school are lacking doors, such as this one in the social studies hallway.
January 25, 2019

Last Tuesday, I walked towards the girls’ locker room to get ready for Early Bird. However, when I passed the girls’ bathroom across from the cafeteria, I noticed a group of custodians from Building...

We need more pumpkins

Pumpkins are a monumental part of our culture and we need to make a bigger effort to show that.
October 22, 2018

Now that it is Fall, plenty of students can be seen roaming the hallways with a Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Latte in hand. No matter how classic a 'PSL' is, more creativity is needed for pumpkins to be...

Your Guide to Sounding Smart

One should be inclined to carry a dictionary like the one pictured above in order to appear much smarter than those around them.
October 3, 2018

Whether we would gladly admit it or not, we all would like to appear smarter to those around us--or, better yet, emerge percipient to the laymen encircling us. The latter is perspicuously the better option....

Surviving the ever-changing weather

It's kind of pretty, right?
April 18, 2018

Remember that one time, like five days ago, when it was sunny, 70 degrees, and everyone was happy? You know the day. It was the one when you were wearing shorts and sitting in the courtyard during lunch....

Pitbullpalooza

Pitbull is a famous pop rapper from Cuba who will be performing at Ribfest this summer. Not only does he have many awards to his name, but he's a great educational role model. Just look at his honorary degree.
April 9, 2018

Naperville Ribfest: Lollapalooza with less drugs and more ribs. This superior four-day festival that's right in our backyard announced recently that international superstar Pitbull will be headlining the...

Junior Police: exposed

November 7, 2017

Disclaimer: The following video and story are satirical over-dramatizations of recent school events. Over the past few weeks, talk of students Juuling and vaping in hidden corners of the school has...

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